So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35834. | Carlos (gzcarlos) | 35.82 | 88% | 2013-06-19 |
| 35835. | stephanie (teffiepoo) | 35.82 | 93% | 2012-09-11 |
| 35836. | an (angelanddeamon) | 35.81 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 35837. | Fizz (fizz21) | 35.80 | 92% | 2019-06-27 |
| 35838. | cahyo (cahyokrisma) | 35.80 | 85% | 2015-11-04 |
| 35839. | Boricua (muertedios40) | 35.79 | 91% | 2013-06-30 |
| 35840. | ค໓คr𝕤ԩ (adarshkut... | 35.78 | 91% | 2022-10-13 |
| 35841. | Rafal (akryl) | 35.72 | 85% | 2012-07-06 |
| 35842. | Myles (pord) | 35.71 | 92% | 2021-10-23 |
| 35843. | Shankar (shankar1190) | 35.71 | 90% | 2011-07-24 |
| 35844. | Blackbat (blackbat101) | 35.67 | 79% | 2016-04-03 |
| 35845. | Pakistan is my Love (sancbae) | 35.67 | 92% | 2021-09-03 |
| 35846. | scorpio (scorpiolek) | 35.66 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 35847. | Bob (mistype) | 35.65 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
| 35848. | eyak (eyal_) | 35.64 | 92% | 2021-03-28 |
| 35849. | Amy (qtang) | 35.64 | 92% | 2011-11-23 |
| 35850. | Mobin (nibom) | 35.63 | 85% | 2016-09-05 |
| 35851. | Tian (peter) | 35.63 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 35852. | Margaret (spunkymkp) | 35.63 | 94% | 2011-10-06 |
| 35853. | Adrianna (pupa) | 35.63 | 89% | 2012-08-03 |
| 35854. | Tom (tlueddek) | 35.56 | 89% | 2016-09-13 |
| 35855. | sudip (sudip) | 35.56 | 97% | 2013-01-29 |
| 35856. | hào (chauthienhao123) | 35.51 | 92.5% | 2023-08-12 |
| 35857. | alessandro (alecs76) | 35.48 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 35858. | Yesenia (senia91) | 35.42 | 82% | 2012-06-25 |
| 35859. | Shambhu (shambhu) | 35.42 | 91% | 2013-09-15 |
| 35860. | HaEn (haen) | 35.42 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 35861. | pham (thanhpt) | 35.33 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 35862. | John Rey (jennjohnrey) | 35.32 | 97% | 2014-07-28 |
| 35863. | swaliheart (swaliheart) | 35.31 | 92% | 2022-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |