I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2104. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 85.13 | 96.5% | 2024-11-08 |
| 2105. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2106. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 85.11 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 2107. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 2108. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 85.08 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2109. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 85.08 | 96.4% | 2025-03-11 |
| 2110. | Mynamejeff (jeffery321) | 85.07 | 96.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2111. | Joe Creator (cabbage_cat) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2112. | Samuel (samuelkim4z3) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2113. | MikeC (mikecarmine20) | 85.04 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2114. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 85.03 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2115. | Victor (erick45642) | 85.03 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2116. | smog (smog7) | 85.01 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2117. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 85.01 | 98.7% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2118. | Seb (sebbyfu) | 84.99 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2119. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.96 | 99.2% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2120. | Nibit (nibit) | 84.94 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2121. | Marco (rxmarko) | 84.94 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2122. | Jeff (3deer6) | 84.92 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 2123. | Garvit (noneed123) | 84.92 | 95.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2124. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 84.89 | 94.6% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2125. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 84.89 | 97.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2126. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 84.88 | 97.3% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2127. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 84.87 | 94.2% | 2024-07-14 |
| 2128. | Vincent (kingvince160) | 84.86 | 97.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2129. | G (imortallix) | 84.84 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2130. | つき (tsuki24) | 84.84 | 96.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 2131. | tstats[alyankhawaja] (alyan... | 84.80 | 97.3% | 2024-10-11 |
| 2132. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 84.80 | 96% | 2024-07-02 |
| 2133. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 84.76 | 96.2% | 2024-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |