I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5906. | hailee (imeanokiguess) | 97.02 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5907. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 97.02 | 95% | 2015-05-05 |
| 5908. | delay (delayy) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5909. | Robert (robnekaj) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5910. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 97.00 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 5911. | (wildlife) | 97.00 | 92% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5912. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 97.00 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 5913. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 96.99 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| 5914. | Emma (badattyping981) | 96.98 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5915. | Odd (oddblob) | 96.97 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 5916. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 96.97 | 97.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 5917. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 96.96 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 5918. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 5919. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 96.96 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 5920. | Dorian (dorianf100) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5921. | Stop (stopcheating) | 96.96 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 5922. | Brandon (pokepowerturtle) | 96.95 | 97.8% | 2024-09-18 |
| 5923. | Nibit (nibit) | 96.95 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 5924. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 96.94 | 99.2% | 2024-08-12 |
| 5925. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 96.94 | 97% | 2016-12-26 |
| 5926. | bidens dog (spacerider93) | 96.94 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 5927. | Đom Đóm (nhanprao2014) | 96.93 | 97.8% | 2024-12-09 |
| 5928. | MagiFelix (magifelix) | 96.93 | 96% | 2024-06-28 |
| 5929. | Ivan (ivansnavi) | 96.93 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
| 5930. | aaron (naruto2141) | 96.93 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 5931. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.93 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5932. | Josh (djoshi) | 96.92 | 97.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5933. | Ryder (highryder18) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5934. | Data (datainferno) | 96.91 | 95% | 2025-06-28 |
| 5935. | Dal (astronerd) | 96.91 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |