Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4298. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 60.47 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4299. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 60.46 | 94% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4300. | wayexzee (wayexzee) | 60.45 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4301. | (you) (user_phil) | 60.44 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4302. | Lokesh (smilingbean_27) | 60.43 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 4303. | saurav (malani123) | 60.43 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 4304. | LiZardMan (moshe191) | 60.42 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 4305. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 60.41 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4306. | Neeraj (nerdarrow) | 60.40 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4307. | Gray (grayh_) | 60.39 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4308. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 60.37 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4309. | Jude (judead05) | 60.36 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4310. | Garubles (themoistseacow) | 60.36 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 4311. | Jiawei (matersss) | 60.35 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4312. | Andrija (murinkos) | 60.34 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 4313. | Ngoc (windblossom0520) | 60.34 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 4314. | Nissan (ni554n) | 60.32 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4315. | Daniel (rodjo) | 60.32 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4316. | Yacine (kingyacine) | 60.31 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4317. | Darren (baochun2) | 60.30 | 95% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4318. | Ochure (mooooncat2447) | 60.29 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4319. | Chun Jung (cjh3613) | 60.29 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4320. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 60.27 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4321. | John (johnzhang0812) | 60.26 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4322. | t(-_-t ) (pipicomel) | 60.25 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4323. | Yuda (pramkimpam) | 60.25 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 4324. | Erik (bupu) | 60.24 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4325. | justtry (justtry) | 60.23 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4326. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 60.20 | 94% | 2019-06-23 |
| 4327. | Kaarel (iicewolf) | 60.20 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |