So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31002. | Need Shoti (russel27) | 51.27 | 96% | 2016-08-15 |
| 31003. | Murry (murry0) | 51.27 | 92% | 2022-03-08 |
| 31004. | Fuke (iloveyuri) | 51.27 | 91% | 2011-10-07 |
| 31005. | ritchie (xxxmen) | 51.27 | 88% | 2012-03-26 |
| 31006. | Megen (itsmegduh) | 51.26 | 94% | 2022-03-01 |
| 31007. | Yerzhan (erzhands) | 51.26 | 93% | 2013-02-04 |
| 31008. | sohail (master20011989) | 51.26 | 87% | 2013-09-05 |
| 31009. | macdja38 (macdja38) | 51.26 | 95% | 2014-08-18 |
| 31010. | denixu (denixu) | 51.26 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 31011. | Jasur (jasur_257) | 51.25 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 31012. | Nishant (nsv91) | 51.25 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 31013. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 51.25 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 31014. | TANISH (tanishmavi) | 51.24 | 94% | 2023-06-19 |
| 31015. | Mercapto (fast_typer10) | 51.24 | 94% | 2022-10-23 |
| 31016. | Tahseen (tahseen4852) | 51.24 | 93% | 2012-06-29 |
| 31017. | Dev (dev_ashraf) | 51.24 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 31018. | Alfred (nguyenmanhcuong2905... | 51.23 | 94% | 2014-08-30 |
| 31019. | John (silverk34) | 51.23 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 31020. | Surjo (surjo) | 51.23 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 31021. | Nurzhan (rattlesnake_07) | 51.23 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 31022. | THINH (mr_thriving) | 51.23 | 94% | 2013-07-08 |
| 31023. | Ngoc (y2zisme) | 51.23 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 31024. | jessica (jfernandes) | 51.23 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 31025. | Yerkebulan (erkebulan01) | 51.23 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
| 31026. | Wameedh (wameedh) | 51.22 | 94% | 2019-09-16 |
| 31027. | kenzi (swag_i_am_swagger) | 51.22 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 31028. | Abhinav (abhinav42) | 51.22 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 31029. | Caba (megiorr69) | 51.22 | 96.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 31030. | Yee (greeks) | 51.22 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31031. | Miguel (udab15) | 51.22 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |