The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26088. | chepchombir (chepchombir) | 62.36 | 99% | 2017-05-20 |
| 26089. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 62.36 | 95% | 2013-03-07 |
| 26090. | Tasmaniac (tasmanias) | 62.35 | 92% | 2018-04-21 |
| 26091. | Alex (rubetz) | 62.35 | 96% | 2016-07-14 |
| 26092. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 62.34 | 94% | 2022-04-22 |
| 26093. | Patrick (pjtimmon) | 62.34 | 90% | 2015-01-01 |
| 26094. | sigma (adelshehadeh) | 62.34 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 26095. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-06-29 |
| 26096. | LâmHoàiLinh (psamdjakht) | 62.34 | 94% | 2013-09-17 |
| 26097. | Jackson (jackson1995) | 62.34 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 26098. | Abhas (imabhas) | 62.33 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 26099. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 62.33 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 26100. | Igor (zig84) | 62.32 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 26101. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.32 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 26102. | Frunze (frunze) | 62.32 | 93% | 2011-05-22 |
| 26103. | ankit (ank_08) | 62.32 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 26104. | James (j9118) | 62.31 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 26105. | Safi (safeehalim) | 62.31 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
| 26106. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 62.31 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
| 26107. | joas (joshua123567810) | 62.31 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 26108. | Wlodek (wlodekf) | 62.31 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 26109. | Edward (edward54321) | 62.31 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 26110. | Sergey (serg123) | 62.31 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 26111. | SirAmateur (namelessamateur) | 62.30 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 26112. | Aeronova (aero14) | 62.30 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 26113. | Ivan (xeeeng) | 62.30 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 26114. | sachin (sachinpumps) | 62.30 | 92% | 2012-02-26 |
| 26115. | daniel (vamosramos) | 62.30 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 26116. | Dave (daveyb) | 62.30 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 26117. | Collin (cdog707yo) | 62.30 | 92% | 2012-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |