So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16661. | Axel (katalol) | 73.73 | 87% | 2014-06-17 |
| 16662. | Flavio (hectics) | 73.73 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 16663. | Benze (benze) | 73.73 | 93% | 2015-12-17 |
| 16664. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 73.72 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 16665. | Harvey (goldenrage) | 73.72 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 16666. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 73.72 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 16667. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 73.72 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16668. | Raidon (laxprax) | 73.72 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 16669. | Nathan (nathanhowell) | 73.72 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 16670. | SAIF (saifhhasan) | 73.72 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
| 16671. | Lee (packet) | 73.72 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 16672. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 73.72 | 95% | 2014-12-05 |
| 16673. | Tak (googlebleh) | 73.71 | 95% | 2017-02-18 |
| 16674. | Faith (faithdavis) | 73.71 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 16675. | Charlie (xharlie) | 73.71 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 16676. | name (crazymario) | 73.71 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 16677. | Kasey (kaseyc73) | 73.70 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16678. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 73.70 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 16679. | Dominique (domynation) | 73.70 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 16680. | Reverb (reverb_ac) | 73.70 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 16681. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 73.70 | 90% | 2016-10-20 |
| 16682. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 73.70 | 95% | 2013-07-04 |
| 16683. | Z. (zazz4) | 73.69 | 92% | 2013-12-18 |
| 16684. | bruhhhelpla (bruhhhelpla) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16685. | rmholz (aremholz) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-05-15 |
| 16686. | Maximilian (millczarr) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 16687. | David (0rozebladez0) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16688. | Said (said003) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 16689. | Daniel (ssj4nightwing) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 16690. | Sarah (sarah_jane) | 73.69 | 94% | 2014-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |