So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14539. | y e a s t (allhailyeast) | 77.24 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 14540. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 77.24 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 14541. | Truch (truch) | 77.24 | 95% | 2015-04-01 |
| 14542. | CoolBongoBoy (nerdrepellent) | 77.23 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14543. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 77.23 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14544. | Kevin (oduengr24) | 77.23 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 14545. | Sutebo (hyper_type) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 14546. | Khoa (nak9x) | 77.23 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 14547. | Gabriel (tzyirvo) | 77.23 | 95% | 2014-09-18 |
| 14548. | Stam (stammm) | 77.23 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 14549. | Are you using a (mechne) | 77.23 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 14550. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 77.22 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14551. | Kyle (break_fast) | 77.22 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14552. | Alex (axr123) | 77.22 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 14553. | John (greekinfo) | 77.22 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 14554. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 77.22 | 96% | 2015-01-14 |
| 14555. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 77.21 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14556. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 14557. | James (kingbob192) | 77.21 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 14558. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14559. | Nam (ngkynam) | 77.21 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 14560. | AJ (ilostqq) | 77.21 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 14561. | Michael (kedalg) | 77.20 | 98.8% | 2023-06-27 |
| 14562. | Devin (maltourus) | 77.20 | 98% | 2014-12-24 |
| 14563. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 77.20 | 96% | 2015-02-12 |
| 14564. | Matt (mgunn) | 77.20 | 92% | 2013-11-29 |
| 14565. | david (jrdupd) | 77.20 | 98% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14566. | Benni (benyaphets) | 77.20 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
| 14567. | 9999410009 (vizhead) | 77.20 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 14568. | (mistertfy64) | 77.19 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |