So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19548. | Haseeb (seebsdead) | 68.96 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 19549. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 68.96 | 92% | 2016-09-14 |
| 19550. | Simone (simone79) | 68.96 | 97% | 2012-12-23 |
| 19551. | cheryl (cheryl08) | 68.96 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 19552. | g (siden) | 68.95 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
| 19553. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 68.95 | 95.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19554. | Alex (menth) | 68.95 | 85% | 2013-05-25 |
| 19555. | Joy (joy_1) | 68.95 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 19556. | Paul (pauldh) | 68.95 | 87% | 2011-06-11 |
| 19557. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 68.94 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 19558. | River (lttriver) | 68.94 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 19559. | Fred (geekhideout) | 68.94 | 93% | 2011-09-19 |
| 19560. | not (not_vidhu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19561. | Ping (pinglam101) | 68.93 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 19562. | Abah (bahenco) | 68.93 | 99% | 2017-06-14 |
| 19563. | Leen (pogopanda) | 68.93 | 89% | 2012-03-19 |
| 19564. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 68.92 | 94% | 2016-06-23 |
| 19565. | Adrianne (mrsthornton09) | 68.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 19566. | NEO (qwerty_08) | 68.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19567. | faadhil (nexttrack07) | 68.92 | 96.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 19568. | Kalervo (dilbodeadhorseflog... | 68.92 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19569. | Henry (grasstastesbad) | 68.92 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 19570. | sheikh (skjalauddin79@yahoo... | 68.92 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 19571. | sankirtan (sankidra) | 68.92 | 98% | 2013-12-01 |
| 19572. | Chiranjivee (cjthehacker7) | 68.92 | 96% | 2014-06-08 |
| 19573. | pat (teloi) | 68.91 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 19574. | Kevin (thatoneasiang) | 68.91 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 19575. | Sohei (sohei) | 68.91 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 19576. | John (enhoj22) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 19577. | Rebekka (rebekkah) | 68.91 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |