So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20878. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 67.06 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 20879. | typerchinam (typerchinam) | 67.06 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 20880. | Forty (messagecypher) | 67.06 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 20881. | sales (mplg_2284) | 67.06 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 20882. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 67.06 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 20883. | Joey (joeyp123) | 67.05 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 20884. | Marek (maruszyn) | 67.05 | 89% | 2016-01-15 |
| 20885. | Venky (venky) | 67.05 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 20886. | Tanel (shizugoat) | 67.05 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 20887. | Michael (i_dont_know) | 67.05 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 20888. | Greatman (greatman) | 67.05 | 91% | 2012-01-04 |
| 20889. | Negatory (saltedslug) | 67.04 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 20890. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 67.04 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 20891. | ballz (ballzbazz) | 67.04 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 20892. | Lucas (donka) | 67.04 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 20893. | Kevin (brendanfraser) | 67.04 | 91% | 2016-08-14 |
| 20894. | David (korqio) | 67.03 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 20895. | Begga (begga) | 67.03 | 96% | 2015-06-14 |
| 20896. | saad (saduman) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 20897. | peter (petersaminathen) | 67.03 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 20898. | Shishank (hulk98) | 67.03 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 20899. | mark (markisgrabell006) | 67.03 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 20900. | Justin (nexoloft) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 20901. | Exciter (taluvn) | 67.03 | 98% | 2016-05-16 |
| 20902. | rang (idletekz) | 67.03 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 20903. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 67.03 | 92% | 2014-11-29 |
| 20904. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 67.02 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 20905. | Alex (forthereallys) | 67.02 | 89% | 2015-06-11 |
| 20906. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 20907. | Hoang (huyhoangan) | 67.02 | 90% | 2011-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |