As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10633. | xd (znykerz) | 82.46 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10634. | (sphenctur) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 10635. | (evoril) | 82.45 | 97.6% | 2023-07-07 |
| 10636. | liugaobang (a_yellow_evan) | 82.45 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 10637. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 82.45 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 10638. | (kiiiiiiiiii) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10639. | Obatop (obatop) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10640. | (bertles) | 82.44 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
| 10641. | shaan (khem92) | 82.44 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
| 10642. | K (specter6479) | 82.43 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10643. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 82.43 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
| 10644. | 13grainbreads (13grainbreads) | 82.43 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 10645. | Hydrogxn (hydrogenation) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 10646. | (pandaayush) | 82.42 | 97.5% | 2024-07-31 |
| 10647. | (jonaslabryinth) | 82.42 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 10648. | Abasar (abasar) | 82.42 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 10649. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 82.41 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 10650. | (missbennett) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 10651. | Tomáš (newunderscore) | 82.41 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 10652. | (mitang31) | 82.41 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
| 10653. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.40 | 98.4% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10654. | (chervovn04) | 82.40 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10655. | JC (jayychung9) | 82.40 | 97.3% | 2023-06-06 |
| 10656. | (roweki21) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 10657. | (hayesinc) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10658. | (jcgoulet) | 82.40 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 10659. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 82.40 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 10660. | (phamanhduy1990) | 82.39 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 10661. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 82.39 | 88% | 2017-02-07 |
| 10662. | (bflowers) | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |