So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33246. | Mikkel (bielefeldt1) | 46.76 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 33247. | ddi (taka_chan) | 46.76 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 33248. | Mircea (mbastovoi) | 46.76 | 88% | 2014-10-06 |
| 33249. | Kevin (vortex_alley) | 46.76 | 89% | 2016-01-12 |
| 33250. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 46.75 | 85% | 2016-07-28 |
| 33251. | Dev (darkpi) | 46.75 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 33252. | ilyas (nooblearns) | 46.75 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 33253. | Oanh (sorryiloveyou) | 46.75 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 33254. | Luke (frag_pumpkin) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-01-16 |
| 33255. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33256. | frosty (frosty59) | 46.74 | 95.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33257. | Kenneth (kenneth573) | 46.74 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 33258. | Pepe Lasalle (pepelasalle) | 46.74 | 86% | 2012-08-24 |
| 33259. | Leiz klade (leiz) | 46.74 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 33260. | a (vanazkan) | 46.73 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 33261. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 46.73 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 33262. | Newton (newtondubey) | 46.72 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 33263. | song (songjing) | 46.70 | 97% | 2012-04-23 |
| 33264. | Kim (longoanh) | 46.70 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 33265. | marcish (marcish05) | 46.69 | 85% | 2013-01-03 |
| 33266. | Milney (yelp) | 46.69 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 33267. | abdul (abduljabbar) | 46.69 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 33268. | KG_92 (monkey_kg92) | 46.69 | 91% | 2011-06-11 |
| 33269. | keattipol (kinhkonh123) | 46.69 | 93% | 2012-07-07 |
| 33270. | Pee-On-Yee (peeonyee) | 46.69 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 33271. | Andrew (amharder) | 46.68 | 92% | 2016-01-14 |
| 33272. | gatsby (batyousef) | 46.67 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 33273. | jiji (jiji123) | 46.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33274. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 33275. | utvietnguyen (utvietnguyen) | 46.67 | 92% | 2014-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |