As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15952. | Alikhan (pikachoof) | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 15953. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15954. | Jonathan (famestorm) | 70.26 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 15955. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.26 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
| 15956. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 70.25 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 15957. | Minh (formulasquid) | 70.25 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15958. | James (jamesofnet) | 70.25 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 15959. | DariusT (dariust) | 70.24 | 97.6% | 2024-11-05 |
| 15960. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.24 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
| 15961. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 70.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 15962. | choeqq (choeqq) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 15963. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 15964. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 15965. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15966. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15967. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15968. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 15969. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 15970. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 15971. | zaniznehy_taz (zaniznehy_taz) | 70.22 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 15972. | Andoot (andikke) | 70.22 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
| 15973. | Brock (brockwilsonrecords) | 70.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 15974. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 70.21 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 15975. | Andrew (slamsrus) | 70.21 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 15976. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 70.21 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 15977. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 15978. | KoSak (kosak) | 70.21 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
| 15979. | traino (elvis9) | 70.21 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 15980. | Dactyl Typer (joserc87) | 70.20 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
| 15981. | NoIBrows (noibrows) | 70.20 | 97% | 2024-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |