I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8294. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 90.32 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8295. | magma (midgetmagma) | 90.31 | 97.3% | 2024-09-21 |
| 8296. | Daniel (danielstep65) | 90.31 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 8297. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 90.31 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 8298. | Y (yvwhag) | 90.30 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8299. | Trying To Type (ffzz) | 90.29 | 97.2% | 2025-04-30 |
| 8300. | Justin (jastin) | 90.29 | 92% | 2017-04-21 |
| 8301. | dilectus (dilectus) | 90.29 | 100% | 2022-10-21 |
| 8302. | Enzoo (enderboyx200) | 90.29 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8303. | Kono Dio Da (nankan6111) | 90.29 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| 8304. | Sri (waaz) | 90.28 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8305. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 90.28 | 96.7% | 2024-05-19 |
| 8306. | w (shwilliam) | 90.28 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 8307. | EvJ (ev_j) | 90.28 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8308. | Typing McQueen (sakram07) | 90.28 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8309. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 90.27 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8310. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 90.26 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8311. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 90.26 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 8312. | Isaac (newtion) | 90.26 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 8313. | Aman (amanr300) | 90.25 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8314. | Fire Gator (firegator) | 90.24 | 98.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 8315. | Anan (ananhawkes) | 90.23 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 8316. | Emma (cuddleeee) | 90.23 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8317. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 90.23 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 8318. | sakurai (jjsakurai) | 90.22 | 98% | 2025-01-03 |
| 8319. | Sean (seanchung13) | 90.22 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 8320. | n00b (gimape07) | 90.22 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 8321. | bok (bokk) | 90.22 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8322. | AdriaD2103 (adriad2103) | 90.21 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8323. | vivi (wuhevy) | 90.21 | 98% | 2025-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |