Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9785. | Norbert (norbert515) | 75.63 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| 9786. | Nitin (khulbe) | 75.62 | 97% | 2025-01-04 |
| 9787. | Sudip (llimbus) | 75.62 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 9788. | kkaakkk (kkaakkk) | 75.61 | 93.9% | 2023-12-11 |
| 9789. | Ayush (ayush_1511) | 75.61 | 94.6% | 2025-03-13 |
| 9790. | selena (bhselena) | 75.61 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9791. | Kairav (parzivalkairav) | 75.61 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 9792. | Rainman (rainman011118) | 75.61 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9793. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 75.61 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 9794. | r (whothewhat1) | 75.60 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 9795. | Kyn (kin2307) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9796. | Kendall (impetusracer) | 75.60 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 9797. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 75.59 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 9798. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 75.59 | 95.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 9799. | Charly (swagzzzzz) | 75.58 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| 9800. | Michael (steponit) | 75.58 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9801. | ameb (ameb) | 75.57 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9802. | Katie (katieni) | 75.57 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 9803. | Guest (ghostcasper) | 75.57 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9804. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 75.57 | 95% | 2023-05-12 |
| 9805. | Dr. Drags (newplayeriguess) | 75.57 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9806. | hustlie (hustlie) | 75.56 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9807. | LittleYun (littleyun) | 75.56 | 94% | 2022-10-24 |
| 9808. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 75.56 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9809. | Joe (joebewildman) | 75.55 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 9810. | DottyPottyLotty (nonelikesme) | 75.55 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 9811. | Enoch (jenks12) | 75.55 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 9812. | V3ness (venessang) | 75.55 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 9813. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 75.55 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 9814. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |