The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10120. | Duelling Banshee (banshee888) | 46.79 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 10121. | Louise (llouise_tiffany) | 46.79 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 10122. | ahmar (colddemon1993) | 46.79 | 93% | 2012-02-08 |
| 10123. | anuj (anuj_joyfull) | 46.79 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 10124. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 46.78 | 93% | 2017-12-05 |
| 10125. | Jasur (jasur_257) | 46.78 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 10126. | christian (typeclm) | 46.78 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 10127. | gerald (g_lardz) | 46.78 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 10128. | Russ (frozenfate_09) | 46.78 | 88% | 2012-02-29 |
| 10129. | Narad Thagunna (narad11) | 46.77 | 94% | 2023-06-09 |
| 10130. | Mubarak (sgtcuredpanda) | 46.77 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 10131. | Felipe Bell (felipebell) | 46.77 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 10132. | Quoc Trung (iamme7) | 46.77 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 10133. | John (wd_47) | 46.77 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 10134. | kosta (edc654) | 46.77 | 94% | 2017-07-22 |
| 10135. | CHIM07 (chim07) | 46.77 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 10136. | talamus (talamus21) | 46.76 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 10137. | Anmol (precious_goldsmith) | 46.76 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 10138. | Andy (andy3148) | 46.76 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 10139. | Arunim (programmerz24) | 46.76 | 95% | 2018-09-24 |
| 10140. | john (ksitrcuser) | 46.76 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 10141. | oneproduct (oneproduct) | 46.76 | 91% | 2011-06-10 |
| 10142. | Kanat (subanov_16) | 46.76 | 94% | 2019-01-06 |
| 10143. | Newkeys (newkeys) | 46.76 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 10144. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 46.76 | 89% | 2015-04-12 |
| 10145. | whonoes (whon) | 46.75 | 95% | 2014-01-12 |
| 10146. | Richard (rilen_forever) | 46.75 | 87% | 2016-12-08 |
| 10147. | lem (lembest) | 46.75 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
| 10148. | sena (hestia) | 46.75 | 94% | 2015-09-02 |
| 10149. | cath (baboulou) | 46.75 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |