The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21949. | (sarah1990) | 68.38 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 21950. | (kangman) | 68.38 | 96% | 2012-03-26 |
| 21951. | (d_a_x) | 68.38 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 21952. | (tolya) | 68.37 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 21953. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 21954. | (rusbes) | 68.37 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 21955. | Brian (malachi77) | 68.37 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 21956. | Control (controlpanel) | 68.37 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 21957. | (danakittyy) | 68.37 | 90% | 2011-12-16 |
| 21958. | (sim1ong) | 68.36 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 21959. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 68.36 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 21960. | (suze_com) | 68.36 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 21961. | (speed923) | 68.36 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 21962. | (abyssiniawii) | 68.36 | 92% | 2012-06-01 |
| 21963. | (chenstopher) | 68.36 | 86% | 2011-12-24 |
| 21964. | (camerron) | 68.36 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 21965. | (danni_typeracer) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 21966. | (powlu) | 68.35 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 21967. | (rickysu) | 68.35 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 21968. | (alexiaa_) | 68.35 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 21969. | (pranavr93) | 68.35 | 93% | 2013-08-26 |
| 21970. | rafael (grisotto) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 21971. | (newkeys) | 68.35 | 93% | 2011-12-29 |
| 21972. | (ismokedabuddha) | 68.35 | 95% | 2012-01-30 |
| 21973. | (esemesek) | 68.34 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 21974. | Pink (pinkbass) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 21975. | (sugarwaffles) | 68.34 | 91% | 2014-05-13 |
| 21976. | (indiff) | 68.34 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 21977. | (theripper3213) | 68.33 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 21978. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 68.33 | 97.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |