So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14360. | (arslan801007) | 77.11 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 14361. | (kensizner) | 77.11 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 14362. | (jkalogriopoulos) | 77.11 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 14363. | (gr_alvex) | 77.11 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 14364. | (dr_typist) | 77.11 | 96% | 2015-08-25 |
| 14365. | (admin_nistrator) | 77.10 | 98.3% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14366. | Habib (habibmalik) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14367. | (__eric__f__) | 77.10 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 14368. | (medo_1010) | 77.10 | 96.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14369. | (banr_) | 77.10 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 14370. | (lampost) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 14371. | (playlikeneverb4) | 77.10 | 98% | 2014-01-23 |
| 14372. | (elenhar) | 77.10 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14373. | (gondoober) | 77.09 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 14374. | el (elanamax) | 77.09 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 14375. | (anandmathew2007@gmail.com) | 77.09 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 14376. | (bananajunction) | 77.08 | 85% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14377. | (angelllfoo) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 14378. | (shreddy_typer) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14379. | (abdoh) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 14380. | (newkeys) | 77.08 | 97% | 2012-01-22 |
| 14381. | (alexopoulosc) | 77.07 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14382. | (guehnwyvar) | 77.07 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14383. | (leiner_ross15) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 14384. | (balsamic) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14385. | (clay10swag) | 77.07 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 14386. | (rickyteacher2011) | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 14387. | (extramilkydubs) | 77.07 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 14388. | (savannahmaira) | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-02-01 |
| 14389. | (kanarie) | 77.07 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |