The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12467. | GummyThicc (gummythicc) | 83.99 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 12468. | Vijay (vijayrao1988) | 83.99 | 97% | 2025-02-07 |
| 12469. | Coconut (the_coconut) | 83.99 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 12470. | William (humanoid_robot) | 83.99 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 12471. | nicholas (p1kwa) | 83.99 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 12472. | presto (presto3000) | 83.99 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 12473. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 83.99 | 99.7% | 2023-11-24 |
| 12474. | Maarek (cynical_autistic) | 83.99 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 12475. | Mor (morti_20) | 83.99 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 12476. | Diogo (dsfmauto) | 83.98 | 97% | 2024-04-05 |
| 12477. | polmao (polmao) | 83.98 | 96% | 2024-02-18 |
| 12478. | Femi (tries) | 83.98 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 12479. | Nicolás (carcamo) | 83.98 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 12480. | Le Minh Duong Ha (haleminhd... | 83.98 | 96.7% | 2025-04-23 |
| 12481. | Jeremy (dejem) | 83.98 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
| 12482. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 83.98 | 99% | 2016-04-26 |
| 12483. | trejii (trejii) | 83.97 | 97% | 2024-08-31 |
| 12484. | my first (new_typerer) | 83.97 | 96.2% | 2024-01-14 |
| 12485. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 83.97 | 97.6% | 2025-03-29 |
| 12486. | Samuel (samuellll) | 83.97 | 96.3% | 2024-08-01 |
| 12487. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.97 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 12488. | Sebastian (seblan) | 83.97 | 97% | 2024-08-06 |
| 12489. | thong (thongish) | 83.96 | 97.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 12490. | Albert (hsabove) | 83.96 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 12491. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 83.96 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 12492. | pv. (randomuser0007) | 83.95 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12493. | hayfever (hayfever) | 83.95 | 98% | 2024-07-31 |
| 12494. | steroids steroids everywher... | 83.95 | 90% | 2012-06-27 |
| 12495. | g (gbr05) | 83.95 | 99% | 2014-04-23 |
| 12496. | adin is not snert (sigmazium) | 83.95 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |