So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5146. | Jay (jtyamada) | 98.57 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 5147. | Pom (pomcuter) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5148. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 98.57 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5149. | Xamists (xamists) | 98.57 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 5150. | Drake (drakeneo) | 98.57 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 5151. | Otávio (stridoca) | 98.57 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 5152. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 98.56 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 5153. | Joe (fauntleroy42) | 98.56 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 5154. | Kevin (sayanghae) | 98.56 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5155. | Simon (qoull) | 98.55 | 96% | 2013-01-06 |
| 5156. | Martina (martinaon) | 98.55 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 5157. | kim (kim_1409) | 98.55 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5158. | Matt (tokarth) | 98.54 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 5159. | Bleh (entropian) | 98.54 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 5160. | James (wajes) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 5161. | Adrian (aeroplaneking) | 98.53 | 97.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5162. | Never Refresh (neverrefresh) | 98.52 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 5163. | Deiru (deiru) | 98.52 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 5164. | Edwin (edweezy) | 98.52 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 5165. | wilhelm (phlegmatic) | 98.51 | 100% | 2012-11-06 |
| 5166. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 98.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5167. | A (nebula) | 98.50 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 5168. | im vrey afst tbu my acuray ... | 98.50 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 5169. | Luna (omgitstheyang) | 98.50 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5170. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 98.49 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 5171. | edisonhussey (furox) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5172. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 98.49 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5173. | Sp̦̽̄̂͘͜ a̵̡͆̂̓Ì... | 98.48 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 5174. | Steve (srd93) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
| 5175. | Kyle (pickles3201) | 98.48 | 96.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |