The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11250. | Ibro (ibro) | 97.99 | 98% | 2012-02-18 |
| 11251. | Danielle (drhooke) | 97.98 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 11252. | Namik (mythical) | 97.98 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 11253. | Nobu (noobuhlicious) | 97.97 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 11254. | George (georgewang615) | 97.97 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11255. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 97.97 | 100% | 2022-12-26 |
| 11256. | Patrik (hickarn) | 97.97 | 97% | 2013-01-19 |
| 11257. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 97.97 | 100% | 2012-05-19 |
| 11258. | Henry (henryumeash) | 97.97 | 91% | 2012-09-28 |
| 11259. | Nope (mrgordita) | 97.96 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 11260. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 97.96 | 99% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11261. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.96 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 11262. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 97.96 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 11263. | Bob (sydre2) | 97.96 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11264. | Jack (falryx) | 97.96 | 99% | 2013-12-14 |
| 11265. | Marymoon (marymoon) | 97.96 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
| 11266. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 97.95 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11267. | DWG (lsunixl) | 97.95 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 11268. | Simon (tartanllama) | 97.95 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11269. | Aidan (b8its) | 97.94 | 97.1% | 2023-08-25 |
| 11270. | Luke (fallwithoutfear) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11271. | David (reynupj) | 97.94 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11272. | Satam (savsatam) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 11273. | pan (oldpan) | 97.94 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 11274. | Emily (emurrysoup) | 97.94 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 11275. | Steven (mianosm) | 97.94 | 99% | 2014-08-04 |
| 11276. | Da (zzilong) | 97.94 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 11277. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 97.93 | 95.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11278. | Austin (splashtime) | 97.93 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 11279. | 🏎️ Goatfish (goat_fish) | 97.93 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |