So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12453. | Paul (masterxilo) | 80.49 | 100% | 2014-06-04 |
| 12454. | (orideith) | 80.49 | 92% | 2013-01-18 |
| 12455. | (jxsever) | 80.49 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 12456. | (kyeuko) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 12457. | (e453) | 80.48 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 12458. | (i_m3_mys3lf) | 80.48 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 12459. | (fl4m3zzz) | 80.48 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 12460. | I (lavromat) | 80.48 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 12461. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 80.48 | 96% | 2011-10-16 |
| 12462. | (rakibahmedtonmoy) | 80.47 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12463. | (jedimasterasd) | 80.47 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 12464. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.47 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12465. | (jen12) | 80.47 | 100% | 2015-06-28 |
| 12466. | (tylerjuan) | 80.47 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 12467. | (badomiso) | 80.47 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 12468. | jax (daddydiesel) | 80.46 | 97% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12469. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 80.45 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 12470. | (tripletoe) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12471. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 80.45 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12472. | (mchoi) | 80.45 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 12473. | (yahyasahar) | 80.45 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 12474. | (nevermind007) | 80.45 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12475. | LR (lenko) | 80.45 | 99% | 2016-08-19 |
| 12476. | (j_nishit) | 80.44 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 12477. | (azhy_01) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 12478. | Michael (michaelhau) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 12479. | (kellogg87) | 80.44 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 12480. | (hiyok) | 80.43 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 12481. | Riddy (songridv) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12482. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 80.43 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |