I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6833. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6834. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 94.89 | 98% | 2026-01-15 |
| 6835. | Ben (benolson8) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 6836. | Jeff (qwerty8979) | 94.89 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 6837. | dfoivn (player99) | 94.89 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6838. | Juan (juanyougay) | 94.89 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 6839. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 94.88 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 6840. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 94.88 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 6841. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 6842. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 94.87 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 6843. | counterintuitivity (stoploo... | 94.87 | 93% | 2016-06-18 |
| 6844. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 94.87 | 97.6% | 2024-03-09 |
| 6845. | Jack (jr9810) | 94.87 | 98% | 2025-12-30 |
| 6846. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 94.87 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 6847. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 94.86 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 6848. | Denis (carvedseven) | 94.85 | 97.2% | 2025-02-02 |
| 6849. | Never (neverhett) | 94.84 | 97.6% | 2024-07-13 |
| 6850. | Jack (eyther) | 94.84 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 6851. | Blob (blobberyblob) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6852. | Dmitry (___username___) | 94.84 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 6853. | Deiru (deiru) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6854. | fumofumbo (fumofumbo) | 94.82 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6855. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 94.82 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 6856. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 94.82 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6857. | Adi (testikles) | 94.81 | 97.9% | 2024-07-08 |
| 6858. | Calvin Nguyen (drcnys) | 94.81 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6859. | Raz (lotanraz) | 94.81 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 6860. | Koby (basedone) | 94.80 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 6861. | Gali (galitype) | 94.80 | 98% | 2025-03-23 |
| 6862. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.80 | 97% | 2016-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |