I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4663. | (typerbun) | 107.06 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4664. | (rcdude27) | 107.05 | 97.8% | 2024-03-17 |
| 4665. | (kuupper) | 107.05 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4666. | (funkey08) | 107.04 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4667. | (tf_light) | 107.04 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4668. | (rockybhai__) | 107.04 | 98% | 2026-03-04 |
| 4669. | (tur7le0010) | 107.04 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 4670. | (mediudude) | 107.03 | 98.3% | 2025-01-05 |
| 4671. | (clmking) | 107.03 | 99% | 2025-02-17 |
| 4672. | (kaweeweeboy) | 107.03 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4673. | (steakz) | 107.03 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 4674. | (keletheking) | 107.02 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 4675. | (amandafong) | 107.01 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 4676. | (rufas1) | 107.01 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 4677. | (mubailesh) | 107.01 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
| 4678. | (peja) | 107.01 | 100% | 2017-05-30 |
| 4679. | (sipbayless) | 107.00 | 98% | 2025-03-17 |
| 4680. | Zach (dumbpubs) | 107.00 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 4681. | (cbyrd01) | 107.00 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 4682. | (senecaz) | 107.00 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4683. | neverblade (neverblade) | 107.00 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 4684. | (demacialol) | 106.98 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 4685. | (p_wumpkin) | 106.98 | 100% | 2023-06-26 |
| 4686. | (enhance_) | 106.98 | 99% | 2023-06-10 |
| 4687. | (tinman430) | 106.98 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4688. | (killinginthenameof11) | 106.97 | 97% | 2025-03-29 |
| 4689. | (denec) | 106.97 | 100% | 2024-09-06 |
| 4690. | ジョン (johnr_) | 106.97 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 4691. | (rhinousc) | 106.96 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4692. | Eitan (drypowder) | 106.96 | 98.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |