As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4297. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 100.39 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4298. | korazer (rafhael132) | 100.39 | 98.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4299. | (superkhau) | 100.37 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 4300. | (hals11) | 100.37 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 4301. | (cheekibreeki) | 100.37 | 99% | 2016-04-29 |
| 4302. | (slipperykeys) | 100.37 | 100% | 2017-06-16 |
| 4303. | (proxisos) | 100.36 | 97.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 4304. | (cm791) | 100.36 | 97% | 2024-05-13 |
| 4305. | (racytime) | 100.36 | 99.3% | 2024-01-08 |
| 4306. | (lordvantablack) | 100.36 | 98.4% | 2023-12-28 |
| 4307. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 100.35 | 99.1% | 2024-07-15 |
| 4308. | (eddie110) | 100.35 | 98% | 2026-04-11 |
| 4309. | (mygradeshurt) | 100.35 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
| 4310. | (burnerjhon) | 100.35 | 96.9% | 2024-02-02 |
| 4311. | (umm_eran) | 100.35 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 4312. | (cyan_ink) | 100.35 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 4313. | neverblade (neverblade) | 100.34 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 4314. | (gtanuel) | 100.33 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 4315. | (tizzle) | 100.33 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 4316. | Cliptic (cliptic_) | 100.33 | 99.1% | 2023-11-23 |
| 4317. | (roymaaa) | 100.33 | 94% | 2016-09-17 |
| 4318. | (gdgz) | 100.33 | 94% | 2015-05-10 |
| 4319. | (twc779) | 100.32 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 4320. | (peethedestroyer) | 100.31 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4321. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 100.31 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 4322. | (anachan17) | 100.31 | 98% | 2017-04-15 |
| 4323. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 100.31 | 93% | 2016-03-13 |
| 4324. | (tmdurey) | 100.30 | 100% | 2021-08-26 |
| 4325. | (prkharel) | 100.30 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 4326. | (gers99) | 100.30 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |