So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17105. | swagfish (4thunion) | 72.07 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
17106. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 72.07 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
17107. | M (prasanna2991) | 72.07 | 96% | 2011-09-05 |
17108. | Vinay (spedman) | 72.06 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
17109. | HamsterSales (hamstersales) | 72.06 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
17110. | Akshaasdfay (aksgula22) | 72.06 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
17111. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 72.06 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
17112. | K (strongballs) | 72.06 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
17113. | harventhy (harventhy) | 72.06 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
17114. | Alex (manithan) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
17115. | Vastiku (vastiku) | 72.05 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
17116. | Omar (omar_letaief) | 72.05 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
17117. | Ian (ianlang123) | 72.05 | 95% | 2013-07-12 |
17118. | Lorenzo (_duplo_) | 72.05 | 93% | 2012-08-14 |
17119. | Kanden (kanden) | 72.05 | 92% | 2014-09-14 |
17120. | pawitz (pawitzmu) | 72.05 | — | 2011-03-24 |
17121. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 72.04 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
17122. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 72.04 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
17123. | Sliceoflif3 (sliceoflif3) | 72.04 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
17124. | Pias (piasroy) | 72.04 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
17125. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 72.04 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
17126. | Angel (angelrivera) | 72.03 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
17127. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 72.03 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
17128. | mcdouble123 (mcdouble123) | 72.03 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
17129. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 72.03 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
17130. | Eva (niejingtan) | 72.03 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
17131. | path (path_) | 72.02 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
17132. | Mojumbo (mojumbo) | 72.02 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
17133. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 72.02 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
17134. | take (f_take) | 72.02 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |