So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2200. | johnny (buttprince) | 112.31 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
2201. | Polina (uniquesnowflake) | 112.30 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
2202. | Rachael (bridgegirl) | 112.30 | — | 2009-05-01 |
2203. | aliN (ali_norouzi) | 112.30 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
2204. | Andy (onkeisama) | 112.29 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
2205. | Rebant (supervisor) | 112.29 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
2206. | ikke (mecduval) | 112.29 | 98% | 2011-10-19 |
2207. | Vi (blackdog444) | 112.28 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
2208. | Alexis (1018995) | 112.28 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
2209. | Hipz (kahipz) | 112.28 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
2210. | milmilgottagofast (milmilgo... | 112.26 | 100% | 2016-07-14 |
2211. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 112.26 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
2212. | marvin (magnimarve) | 112.25 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
2213. | Niki (aplusbi) | 112.24 | — | 2008-11-25 |
2214. | Molly (mollybolly) | 112.22 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
2215. | arps (arpz) | 112.22 | 93% | 2012-07-17 |
2216. | Eric (neuronix) | 112.21 | — | 2008-11-11 |
2217. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 112.21 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
2218. | Shake dat Booty Gurlllll (f... | 112.20 | 98% | 2013-08-18 |
2219. | George (georgec18) | 112.19 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
2220. | mark (peterson) | 112.19 | — | 2008-08-31 |
2221. | pak (packedup) | 112.18 | — | 2008-08-24 |
2222. | Elie (eliepr0) | 112.17 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
2223. | Jaluu (jnightx) | 112.17 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
2224. | Gee (igee) | 112.14 | — | 2010-09-24 |
2225. | Caleb (puresm0k3) | 112.13 | 85% | 2015-04-10 |
2226. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 112.13 | 98% | 2013-08-06 |
2227. | Di (kali_08) | 112.13 | — | 2010-11-28 |
2228. | Hilary (quebone) | 112.12 | 94% | 2012-01-05 |
2229. | dingly (dinglydo) | 112.11 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |