I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17676. | Peter John (alluvium) | 68.95 | 99% | 2015-08-13 |
| 17677. | Lisa (lisee) | 68.95 | 97% | 2016-04-12 |
| 17678. | Alien Alien (bbq_alien) | 68.94 | 86% | 2016-11-18 |
| 17679. | Pete (peteau) | 68.94 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 17680. | eijkmann (eijkmann) | 68.93 | 97.5% | 2024-01-28 |
| 17681. | Carter (wrong_key_bruh) | 68.92 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 17682. | ric (ricman0) | 68.92 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 17683. | Pascal (defenz0r) | 68.92 | 92% | 2016-12-26 |
| 17684. | Zaki (zakig) | 68.92 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 17685. | jed (jedhurricane) | 68.92 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
| 17686. | Julle (aikarauta) | 68.91 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 17687. | Death (dillisdecker) | 68.91 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17688. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 68.91 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 17689. | Oliver (olxter) | 68.91 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 17690. | Vikas (a4atom) | 68.91 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 17691. | Ivan (budabudimir) | 68.91 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| 17692. | Saleh (moon4000) | 68.90 | 96% | 2025-03-16 |
| 17693. | P. Francis (netherveil) | 68.90 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 17694. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 68.90 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 17695. | Ville (villenogger) | 68.90 | 95% | 2017-10-19 |
| 17696. | Negro (friedchickenwatermelon) | 68.90 | 92% | 2015-10-05 |
| 17697. | Nate (leclownfou) | 68.90 | 92% | 2015-06-24 |
| 17698. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 68.90 | 90% | 2016-04-30 |
| 17699. | petey (pr69) | 68.89 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 17700. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17701. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 68.89 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 17702. | meep (meep1003) | 68.89 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 17703. | darkghost (darkghostnj) | 68.89 | 90% | 2017-01-13 |
| 17704. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 68.88 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 17705. | L (lpuczynski) | 68.88 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |