So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15801. | Drew (andrewbarnard94) | 75.24 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 15802. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 75.24 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15803. | Xenos (xenosx909) | 75.24 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15804. | Lukas (bluistoasty) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 15805. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 75.24 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15806. | Chris (patterns) | 75.24 | 99% | 2016-09-13 |
| 15807. | oakles (oakles) | 75.23 | 87% | 2014-12-14 |
| 15808. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 75.23 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 15809. | tsutra (gliffyr) | 75.23 | 92% | 2012-08-29 |
| 15810. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 75.23 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15811. | Claire (claire) | 75.23 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 15812. | thu (lesinh) | 75.23 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 15813. | Mary (wpj7321) | 75.23 | 98% | 2014-05-02 |
| 15814. | Susie (susieq22) | 75.23 | 94% | 2018-01-31 |
| 15815. | Henrikas (henrikasj) | 75.23 | 93% | 2013-03-13 |
| 15816. | How r u? (apololzed) | 75.23 | 96% | 2013-01-24 |
| 15817. | babo (babo_06) | 75.22 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 15818. | MooD (xslel) | 75.22 | 97.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15819. | Mel (nc0de) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 15820. | Leonardo (ambrosioleonardo) | 75.22 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 15821. | Racki (racki) | 75.22 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 15822. | Huy (huyngo) | 75.22 | 85% | 2014-03-20 |
| 15823. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 15824. | Rosie (poppyp) | 75.22 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 15825. | amran (netcse) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15826. | Chris (chrissstone) | 75.21 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 15827. | asdfas (relashish) | 75.20 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 15828. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 75.20 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 15829. | Dammsugaren (dammsugaren) | 75.19 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15830. | Samantha (trueanimaldefender6) | 75.19 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |