I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2060. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 115.90 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2061. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 115.90 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2062. | Jake (jasala) | 115.88 | 97.3% | 2023-11-09 |
| 2063. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 115.88 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 2064. | halfcab (halfcab) | 115.84 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 2065. | Alexis (1018995) | 115.84 | 99% | 2016-12-18 |
| 2066. | Caius (capurace) | 115.83 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2067. | Ahmed (amalhameli) | 115.82 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 2068. | Leo (leoz) | 115.82 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2069. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 115.80 | 97.8% | 2023-09-06 |
| 2070. | Brussels (brussels11) | 115.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2071. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 115.79 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 2072. | Lima (legit__mib) | 115.78 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 2073. | Willdude449 (willdudde448) | 115.77 | 97.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 2074. | Bryan (srypher) | 115.77 | 90% | 2016-02-17 |
| 2075. | Moma (sdodo31) | 115.77 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 2076. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 115.76 | 99% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2077. | ⌛ Stanislav Kotzev (netcr... | 115.76 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2078. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 115.75 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 2079. | Alan (superbad95) | 115.75 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 2080. | Atyab (rahdirs007) | 115.74 | 98.5% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2081. | riker26 (riker26) | 115.74 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 2082. | song (josephsong23) | 115.74 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 2083. | 可爱的小女孩 (teraspazz) | 115.74 | 99% | 2016-10-11 |
| 2084. | poke (treecko) | 115.71 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
| 2085. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 115.70 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2086. | alse (edgemaxxing) | 115.67 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 2087. | Gamja (gamja) | 115.65 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2088. | Esmael_Samir (3agwa_79) | 115.65 | 99% | 2025-10-19 |
| 2089. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 115.65 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |