So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24999. | Wilson (wilsontanvis) | 60.67 | 95% | 2014-11-13 |
| 25000. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 60.67 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 25001. | Krusty (dhatlestad) | 60.67 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 25002. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 60.67 | 91% | 2017-04-09 |
| 25003. | Shivam (shivam_00100) | 60.66 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 25004. | After Dark (afterdarknull) | 60.66 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 25005. | Koral1 (koral1) | 60.66 | 90% | 2016-10-18 |
| 25006. | Jason (jasonvincentius) | 60.66 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 25007. | Donna (donnysaurus) | 60.65 | 94% | 2018-04-13 |
| 25008. | James (otes10) | 60.65 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 25009. | Kajetan (urang9630) | 60.65 | 94.8% | 2023-07-29 |
| 25010. | usuhuuuuuuuuuuuu (usukhbayaar) | 60.65 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 25011. | Josh (juicelrd) | 60.65 | 95% | 2020-07-25 |
| 25012. | Sim (callmezebs) | 60.65 | 94% | 2018-09-05 |
| 25013. | Shree is back (srikant) | 60.65 | 98% | 2012-09-13 |
| 25014. | Sayed Soroush (s_hashemi) | 60.65 | 93% | 2015-06-15 |
| 25015. | CAL (coolcal98) | 60.64 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 25016. | svzed (svzed) | 60.64 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 25017. | greenkyudo (greenkyudo) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 25018. | yojuice (yojuice) | 60.64 | 95.5% | 2023-08-14 |
| 25019. | MOhamamed (mokhalil_94) | 60.64 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 25020. | Rudraksh (rgbadattyping) | 60.64 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 25021. | Neswa Eka (neswaea) | 60.64 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 25022. | Ben (benmatthew) | 60.64 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
| 25023. | Gabriel (the_bata) | 60.64 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 25024. | Mani (mani45) | 60.63 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 25025. | Levente (levill) | 60.63 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 25026. | phichitchai (eakzaaee) | 60.63 | 97% | 2014-06-13 |
| 25027. | xxxx (xxxxdtxxxx) | 60.63 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 25028. | ergin (bansheee) | 60.63 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |