Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3777. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 65.01 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3778. | Mark (lavamark) | 64.99 | 93% | 2018-05-22 |
| 3779. | William (ithan) | 64.98 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3780. | このむ (konomu) | 64.96 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 3781. | Hubert (hubertle85639) | 64.92 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3782. | Dominc (devdominic) | 64.91 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3783. | Ali (oorkade) | 64.91 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 3784. | bhukananga (ashish1113) | 64.88 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3785. | Tai (letientai299) | 64.87 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 3786. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 64.85 | 94% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3787. | Julian (k1ngjulien) | 64.84 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3788. | Tyrrant (tyrrantx) | 64.83 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3789. | Cezar (outstanding29wpm) | 64.82 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 3790. | Nick (crimzynn) | 64.82 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 3791. | Andrei (az_az) | 64.81 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 3792. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 64.79 | 94% | 2020-01-16 |
| 3793. | Antti (antchu17) | 64.78 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 3794. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 64.78 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3795. | nani (typingfever) | 64.78 | 93% | 2019-10-12 |
| 3796. | Cuong (nespro) | 64.78 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3797. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 64.77 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3798. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 64.77 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3799. | Lil (memebigboy69xx) | 64.77 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3800. | Andy (qlutcha) | 64.76 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 3801. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 64.75 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3802. | Tran (qsang) | 64.74 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 3803. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 64.72 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3804. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 64.71 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3805. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 64.71 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3806. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 64.70 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |