So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20341. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 67.99 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 20342. | greenhouse (karjack) | 67.98 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20343. | HARN0LD (harn0ld) | 67.98 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 20344. | Aaron (hoppuh) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 20345. | Sylvain (yummymiam) | 67.98 | 95.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20346. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 67.98 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 20347. | Yimin (yimindvorak) | 67.97 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 20348. | Roberto (who______) | 67.97 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 20349. | LukeyDubs (keoni96) | 67.97 | 95% | 2013-04-01 |
| 20350. | V3ness (venessang) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 20351. | what (what_what_what) | 67.97 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 20352. | truc (tructxn) | 67.97 | 98% | 2011-12-28 |
| 20353. | Petch (petch_sama) | 67.97 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 20354. | sn_ly (haeri) | 67.97 | 96% | 2013-03-30 |
| 20355. | P (birchum2) | 67.97 | 91% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20356. | aptnker (aptnker) | 67.97 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 20357. | Lisa (jjump) | 67.95 | 88% | 2011-08-16 |
| 20358. | Yvonne (yperrett) | 67.95 | 97% | 2013-08-10 |
| 20359. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 67.95 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 20360. | Cuong (nespro) | 67.95 | 96% | 2013-08-15 |
| 20361. | Racer (boyracer) | 67.95 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 20362. | ihba (ihba) | 67.94 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20363. | Toni (topityper) | 67.94 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 20364. | Decebal (kingdece) | 67.94 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20365. | Eric (xplo99) | 67.94 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 20366. | pabl0 (pabl0juan) | 67.94 | 99% | 2013-03-24 |
| 20367. | sharaf (sharaf_makk) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 20368. | maverick (nittanylion) | 67.93 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 20369. | kauron (kauron) | 67.92 | 90% | 2016-10-14 |
| 20370. | PlayerGamesPro (tanishqsingh) | 67.92 | 95% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |