The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12250. | Shubby (shubby) | 84.76 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 12251. | Jun Hao Hu (saivron) | 84.76 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 12252. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 84.76 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 12253. | Ted (belisarius222) | 84.75 | 97% | 2014-01-09 |
| 12254. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 84.75 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 12255. | Tommy (gibbas) | 84.74 | 90% | 2014-04-09 |
| 12256. | juice gum (jessixagu) | 84.74 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 12257. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 84.74 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 12258. | laza (lazaabt) | 84.74 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 12259. | Jonathan (jjamesp) | 84.74 | 91% | 2013-01-28 |
| 12260. | Vincent (vincent6726) | 84.74 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12261. | Jon (jonp) | 84.74 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 12262. | Khalid (weebsensation) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12263. | twerkteam (mtwest64) | 84.73 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12264. | K3V1N (kleinkevindd) | 84.73 | 86% | 2015-06-10 |
| 12265. | lordvj (lordvj) | 84.73 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 12266. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 84.72 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 12267. | no (billyshakesfan1) | 84.72 | 95.4% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12268. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 84.72 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 12269. | Nintendo (nes4l) | 84.72 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 12270. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 84.71 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 12271. | xiahuaicha (xiahuaicha) | 84.71 | 95% | 2014-05-17 |
| 12272. | Jon (treantprotector) | 84.71 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 12273. | Eric (fz0718) | 84.71 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 12274. | Boneless (boneless_shark) | 84.70 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 12275. | BinSchnitzel (binschnitzel) | 84.70 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 12276. | chef (chef124) | 84.70 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 12277. | Darius The Great (hunterxi) | 84.70 | 89% | 2014-07-10 |
| 12278. | Khan (khancp) | 84.70 | 99% | 2014-05-19 |
| 12279. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 84.70 | 96% | 2013-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |