So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25811. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 59.48 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 25812. | Ujjwol (ujjwol) | 59.48 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 25813. | Sintana (banktpn25437) | 59.48 | 96.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 25814. | cuong (cuongbenki) | 59.48 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 25815. | lolr (crimson_serenity) | 59.48 | 88% | 2011-09-28 |
| 25816. | Joseph (josephyen) | 59.48 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 25817. | Cnoevil (cnoevil) | 59.48 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 25818. | Jeudry (jeudry) | 59.48 | 87% | 2014-02-12 |
| 25819. | Manjula (manjula121) | 59.47 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 25820. | Baiza Iqbal (baizatheburger) | 59.47 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25821. | Santhosh (54nth05h) | 59.47 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 25822. | Dark (darkwin) | 59.47 | 93% | 2014-04-14 |
| 25823. | timothy (thovin) | 59.47 | 92% | 2016-02-01 |
| 25824. | Joshua (jacan) | 59.47 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 25825. | dayan (dayan) | 59.47 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 25826. | Ashok (ashok009) | 59.47 | 91% | 2015-01-19 |
| 25827. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 25828. | ArchDude™ (justaplayer_2137) | 59.46 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 25829. | KOSTOV (kostov) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 25830. | Paul (pjpage) | 59.46 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25831. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 25832. | Bojan (nerull7) | 59.46 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 25833. | David (hernan940730) | 59.46 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 25834. | RazMelon (razmelon) | 59.45 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 25835. | Ben (bendaniel10) | 59.45 | 91% | 2014-10-21 |
| 25836. | KoJor (hysoonwic) | 59.45 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 25837. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 59.45 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 25838. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 59.45 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
| 25839. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.45 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 25840. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 59.45 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |