And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20736. | Pszymek (pszym) | 77.77 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 20737. | Danupong (danupong9) | 77.77 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 20738. | Dan (sirdanwj) | 77.77 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 20739. | Sonny (pinas) | 77.77 | 98% | 2013-10-02 |
| 20740. | Anon (0xff) | 77.77 | 96% | 2014-08-12 |
| 20741. | Ella (ellaannrr) | 77.76 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 20742. | thunderwoods (thunderwoods) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 20743. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 20744. | Ryan (yunglopsided) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 20745. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 20746. | M (bouama2) | 77.76 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 20747. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 77.76 | 96% | 2013-10-24 |
| 20748. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 77.76 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20749. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 77.76 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
| 20750. | Adrian (zack491) | 77.76 | 98% | 2015-05-26 |
| 20751. | Jake (juunana) | 77.76 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 20752. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 77.75 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 20753. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 77.75 | 98.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20754. | JH (hou32hou) | 77.75 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 20755. | Arin (arinkothari) | 77.75 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 20756. | Banana (banmanan) | 77.75 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 20757. | Thorium (krythorium) | 77.75 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20758. | Guest (blacknwhite) | 77.75 | 98% | 2014-04-25 |
| 20759. | Bojan (nerull7) | 77.75 | 95% | 2015-02-24 |
| 20760. | Ivandro Ismael (ivandrofly) | 77.75 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 20761. | Milos (losmi) | 77.75 | 96% | 2013-10-30 |
| 20762. | FattyBadger (fattybadger) | 77.74 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 20763. | sintyaku (sintyaku) | 77.74 | 95% | 2013-12-02 |
| 20764. | Rustam (rustam687) | 77.74 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 20765. | Robin (nastysnatch) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |