I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13866. | Andrew (andrew_notag) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13867. | Subhan (zubhanwc3) | 78.11 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 13868. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 78.11 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 13869. | Gabriel (bigolgabe) | 78.10 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
| 13870. | Lekhraj (lekhrajprasad) | 78.10 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 13871. | πππππΌππ... | 78.10 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
| 13872. | Silversting (silversting) | 78.10 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 13873. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 78.10 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13874. | VΕ© (d0nke) | 78.09 | 97% | 2024-06-13 |
| 13875. | helen (helen624) | 78.09 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 13876. | Ilya (chopperxx) | 78.09 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 13877. | Typo Pro π (aab33d_) | 78.09 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 13878. | βͺβ Β₯ΓΆΒ§β¬Ζβ£β« (ye... | 78.09 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 13879. | Umair (umair121) | 78.09 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13880. | tdak (tdak) | 78.09 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 13881. | Diana (sharky15) | 78.09 | 98% | 2016-06-23 |
| 13882. | neromantic (neromantic) | 78.08 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 13883. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 78.08 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 13884. | Ryan (rajaroc) | 78.08 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 13885. | Jake (wortis) | 78.08 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13886. | berry (berryroseblood) | 78.07 | 96.8% | 2023-05-30 |
| 13887. | cin (ciann) | 78.07 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 13888. | kavya (kookiejk) | 78.07 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 13889. | Jacob (jacobly) | 78.07 | 98% | 2016-07-29 |
| 13890. | Dannie (dannieboy12) | 78.07 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 13891. | Julian (lantrajul99) | 78.06 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 13892. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 78.06 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 13893. | JaMussCraft (jamusscraft) | 78.05 | 95.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13894. | Hieu (txhieu) | 78.05 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 13895. | Aniket (aniketsanghi) | 78.04 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |