As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4082. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 101.02 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 4083. | Cyber (cyberpuffs) | 101.01 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 4084. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 101.01 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4085. | DropTables("Users") (batter... | 101.01 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 4086. | Jake (aurelias) | 101.00 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 4087. | e (galoiscorrespondence) | 101.00 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 4088. | (palpha) | 100.99 | 97.9% | 2024-01-22 |
| 4089. | Mike (roguecurlybracket) | 100.99 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 4090. | noah (lscoobl) | 100.99 | 98% | 2023-10-16 |
| 4091. | Sophia (小雪） (renissia) | 100.99 | 99% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4092. | Jose (relictus) | 100.99 | 92% | 2015-09-19 |
| 4093. | Nephy (sylvius326) | 100.98 | 98.6% | 2024-10-29 |
| 4094. | Pedraam (pedraamy) | 100.97 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 4095. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 100.97 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4096. | Minh (mn99) | 100.97 | 97.8% | 2023-12-23 |
| 4097. | James (nether) | 100.97 | 94% | 2015-06-09 |
| 4098. | Rear (rolotomassi) | 100.96 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 4099. | Nermeso (nermeso) | 100.96 | 97.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4100. | qwert (qwert_13) | 100.96 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 4101. | Ef (raighor) | 100.96 | 96% | 2015-10-06 |
| 4102. | Christoph (hackercow) | 100.95 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 4103. | Chanice (mermaidsrule420) | 100.95 | 100% | 2021-06-02 |
| 4104. | Qaima (qaima) | 100.94 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 4105. | callithrix (toffeti1) | 100.94 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 4106. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 100.94 | 96% | 2017-04-12 |
| 4107. | . (hanthedude) | 100.94 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4108. | Max (maxlo0123) | 100.93 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 4109. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 100.93 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 4110. | jasper (jasper2428) | 100.93 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
| 4111. | sa (sosa21) | 100.92 | 97.4% | 2024-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |