The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 940. | Rain (u96e8) | 73.48 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 941. | Pronto (pronto_) | 73.45 | 97% | 2014-12-26 |
| 942. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 73.44 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 943. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 73.43 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 944. | Bijay (420bijay) | 73.42 | 97% | 2012-08-01 |
| 945. | criscar (kisskar) | 73.42 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 946. | sam the illusionist (samthe... | 73.42 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 947. | Andrew (andrewjk14) | 73.41 | 94% | 2013-03-11 |
| 948. | Leo (gnowoel) | 73.40 | 94% | 2015-09-16 |
| 949. | Edzel (tigeredzel_22) | 73.37 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 950. | kai123 (kai_987) | 73.34 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 951. | Ryan (rpuskas) | 73.33 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 952. | Farkhat (farick92) | 73.32 | 98% | 2013-02-13 |
| 953. | Lymonius (ryukendo) | 73.32 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 954. | James (dreadnoughtsix) | 73.32 | 91% | 2014-12-24 |
| 955. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 73.32 | 92% | 2015-07-19 |
| 956. | Kaleemullah (kaleem) | 73.30 | 97% | 2013-02-11 |
| 957. | tan (ngoctanxyz) | 73.30 | 96% | 2013-10-29 |
| 958. | sid (sidpatel) | 73.30 | 100% | 2012-12-15 |
| 959. | David Kim (nerix) | 73.30 | 91% | 2013-08-19 |
| 960. | mcga (mcga) | 73.28 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 961. | Joe (joe_chan) | 73.26 | 96% | 2012-10-19 |
| 962. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 73.26 | 91% | 2011-09-05 |
| 963. | Neil (neilp) | 73.21 | 90% | 2016-07-19 |
| 964. | Linh (linh) | 73.21 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 965. | WAKANDA (fl815) | 73.21 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 966. | Anup (anpya) | 73.17 | 99% | 2014-10-19 |
| 967. | Boi (bolot_) | 73.15 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 968. | AnesDZ (anes201) | 73.12 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 969. | Trinh (concopcanthi) | 73.11 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |