So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3786. | Dawn (m0f0) | 103.86 | 94% | 2013-08-15 |
| 3787. | Charles (char466) | 103.85 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 3788. | Kate (iblowtheoboe) | 103.85 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 3789. | Daniel (madscience) | 103.84 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 3790. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 103.83 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
| 3791. | Alex (boundplaya) | 103.83 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 3792. | Akza (akza) | 103.82 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3793. | Nobody (nobodycares1337) | 103.81 | 89% | 2015-10-27 |
| 3794. | bellglom (bellgloom) | 103.80 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 3795. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 103.80 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 3796. | Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs) | 103.79 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 3797. | scrum (scrumm) | 103.78 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 3798. | Zephyr (hiilikepie12345) | 103.78 | 97% | 2013-10-09 |
| 3799. | CHT (cht64) | 103.76 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 3800. | Ryo (ashida4) | 103.76 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 3801. | AreEssay (areessay) | 103.76 | 92% | 2012-08-26 |
| 3802. | csnormie (nerfedcookie) | 103.75 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 3803. | Jeffrey (thejeffx) | 103.75 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
| 3804. | Nathaniel (chaoticdefendant) | 103.74 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 3805. | Brandon (brandonarnold) | 103.74 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3806. | Mason (hyojin2k) | 103.74 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 3807. | Etienne (etiskate) | 103.74 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 3808. | Fall (sniq) | 103.73 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3809. | George (ssbatch) | 103.73 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 3810. | Jeff (hodginsje) | 103.72 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 3811. | cool0kid (c9c3) | 103.71 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 3812. | Girffe (girffe) | 103.71 | 97% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3813. | Charlene (xocharlene) | 103.71 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 3814. | Sprinkle (mrsprinkle) | 103.70 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 3815. | Leia (s_leia) | 103.70 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |