If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2052. | Russell (redsnake02) | 88.41 | 97% | 2017-02-05 |
| 2053. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 88.41 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 2054. | David (dmmagic91) | 88.35 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 2055. | Sam (samwightt) | 88.35 | 92% | 2017-03-05 |
| 2056. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 88.34 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2057. | Rasmus (sbares) | 88.34 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2058. | Dustin (dsouvan) | 88.34 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2059. | Natalie (siming200) | 88.33 | 99% | 2020-06-13 |
| 2060. | Alejandro (leost) | 88.31 | 95% | 2019-02-25 |
| 2061. | Josh (joshblatt) | 88.30 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 2062. | Chris (planedriver) | 88.28 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 2063. | Sam (sam313) | 88.27 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2064. | 港女 (hkgal) | 88.27 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2065. | Anahit (anachan17) | 88.27 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2066. | Jimmy Bob (rowataro) | 88.26 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 2067. | Jumbo (jumboslowbro) | 88.25 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2068. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 88.24 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2069. | JK (jkizc00l) | 88.22 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 2070. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 88.22 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 2071. | Monkey (firefalcon445) | 88.20 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2072. | Krushna (kmane104047) | 88.19 | 95% | 2017-04-22 |
| 2073. | Almer (almersafara) | 88.18 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2074. | 1step (narcindin) | 88.16 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 2075. | Tristan (asiandood) | 88.16 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2076. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 88.15 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2077. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 88.15 | 95% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2078. | Tim (tim28) | 88.15 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 2079. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2080. | taro (doysid) | 88.14 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 2081. | Noah (dankmemesonly) | 88.13 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |