Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13662. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 89.59 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
| 13663. | Poodle (poodleskirt) | 89.59 | 97% | 2012-08-30 |
| 13664. | Joshua (stupidguyjosh) | 89.58 | 97% | 2024-10-29 |
| 13665. | Heooo (heooooo) | 89.58 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
| 13666. | Eggs (benedict) | 89.58 | 91% | 2014-10-28 |
| 13667. | Vy (shiweist) | 89.58 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| 13668. | Hater (hateself) | 89.58 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
| 13669. | William Johnson (loserwoodn... | 89.57 | 98% | 2024-03-10 |
| 13670. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 89.57 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 13671. | Y Lee (leengau) | 89.57 | 98% | 2023-12-04 |
| 13672. | Ibrahim (platon) | 89.57 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13673. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 89.57 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13674. | kottt (kweent182) | 89.57 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 13675. | Mikael (mikaelf) | 89.57 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| 13676. | Ryan (onionz) | 89.57 | 94% | 2012-05-30 |
| 13677. | Karen (victrola) | 89.57 | 94% | 2014-01-02 |
| 13678. | Tim (nerdycoder) | 89.56 | 90% | 2013-12-16 |
| 13679. | Scott (nikolasvallesteros) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 13680. | House (houses) | 89.56 | 97.6% | 2025-01-21 |
| 13681. | BURAK (buraqua) | 89.56 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 13682. | fellatyper (fellatyper) | 89.56 | 97% | 2023-12-21 |
| 13683. | TEA_R (jms2587) | 89.56 | 97.5% | 2024-10-11 |
| 13684. | Zikwn (zikwn) | 89.56 | 97% | 2025-02-19 |
| 13685. | Asdfg (inosol) | 89.56 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 13686. | sarah (svpham9) | 89.55 | 98% | 2025-04-22 |
| 13687. | Chicken (bbqsauceonmytitties) | 89.55 | 97.1% | 2024-01-23 |
| 13688. | Antonio (popobutter) | 89.55 | 92% | 2012-11-23 |
| 13689. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 89.55 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 13690. | Kevin (lobik) | 89.55 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 13691. | Geovanni (thatkidnamedgeo) | 89.55 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |