The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29912. | James (blinkerfluid) | 54.32 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 29913. | a (dorserg) | 54.31 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 29914. | Kobe (dreamer21) | 54.31 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 29915. | purplecat (iceee7) | 54.31 | 97.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 29916. | HCheng (lhcheng14) | 54.31 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 29917. | Gonk (gonkshmobo) | 54.31 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 29918. | newertonbr (newerton) | 54.31 | 92% | 2015-11-18 |
| 29919. | moto (moto324) | 54.30 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 29920. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 54.30 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 29921. | Felipe Bell (felipebell) | 54.30 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 29922. | phuc (phamhphuc) | 54.30 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 29923. | Brendan (busey12) | 54.30 | 89% | 2012-05-26 |
| 29924. | Khalil (kaja02) | 54.29 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 29925. | J (coffeefordinner) | 54.29 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 29926. | Dominik (notbannet) | 54.29 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 29927. | Utkarsh (fate_uc) | 54.29 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 29928. | Bartek (undg) | 54.28 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 29929. | Ken (piq9117) | 54.28 | 85% | 2015-07-21 |
| 29930. | Danielle (nerdgrl) | 54.28 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 29931. | Unaesthetic (ddferddfer) | 54.27 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 29932. | Nikita (andriievskyi_2) | 54.27 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 29933. | Dinga (crazydinga) | 54.27 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
| 29934. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 54.27 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 29935. | Carlo (carlof) | 54.26 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 29936. | Rubi (keith_loriel@yahoo.com) | 54.26 | 91% | 2011-08-24 |
| 29937. | what eva (kuwait) | 54.26 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 29938. | Weeb (weebplayzz) | 54.25 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 29939. | Divyanshu (divyanshu001) | 54.25 | 95% | 2023-06-02 |
| 29940. | Alan (alanrmorrison) | 54.25 | 95% | 2014-07-29 |
| 29941. | Lino (captaincrack) | 54.25 | 93% | 2021-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |