So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16083. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 74.62 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 16084. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 16085. | Ken (kcbrill) | 74.62 | 98% | 2017-02-07 |
| 16086. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 74.62 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 16087. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 74.61 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 16088. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 74.61 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 16089. | Julian (rocky_succ) | 74.61 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16090. | Jad (jadooda) | 74.61 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 16091. | Sinan (phenomly) | 74.61 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 16092. | Heusen (abent14) | 74.61 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 16093. | Sheldon (shelbirm) | 74.61 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 16094. | Csabo (csabo85) | 74.61 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 16095. | levi (leviathan_307) | 74.60 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 16096. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 74.60 | 96.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16097. | Austin (au_oz) | 74.60 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 16098. | Niv (nivkapadia) | 74.60 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 16099. | ethan (minimomo) | 74.59 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 16100. | Sunny (sunny_li) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 16101. | rdnblg (rdnblg2) | 74.59 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 16102. | TK (tknebel) | 74.59 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 16103. | r0hkx (r0hkx) | 74.59 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16104. | Beau (beaubafett) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 16105. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 74.59 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 16106. | Mihaela (mihaela6) | 74.59 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 16107. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 74.59 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 16108. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 74.59 | 96% | 2014-07-11 |
| 16109. | sam the illusionist (samthe... | 74.59 | 98% | 2015-05-18 |
| 16110. | bob (nerd) | 74.59 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 16111. | Jack (jackattack45) | 74.59 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 16112. | Hong (dzaito) | 74.59 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |