I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15043. | Graham (graham152) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 15044. | DanK (maplefrost) | 75.67 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15045. | Cray (kweikwei) | 75.67 | 97% | 2025-07-23 |
| 15046. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15047. | Kofu (kofu145) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 15048. | spaceaps (spacecaps) | 75.67 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| 15049. | Aeron James (ajutzu) | 75.66 | 97.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 15050. | Vinay (vinaynani92) | 75.66 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 15051. | Volmy (volmy031) | 75.66 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 15052. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 75.66 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
| 15053. | Osama (default_1011) | 75.65 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 15054. | Mayank (the_one_01) | 75.65 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15055. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.65 | 92% | 2016-12-25 |
| 15056. | Andrew (foretold) | 75.65 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 15057. | Patric (mooliani25) | 75.65 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 15058. | ungabunga (ungabungaoobunga) | 75.65 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 15059. | ig: aliosayle (alioss) | 75.64 | 96% | 2025-09-22 |
| 15060. | Danyon (danyonjarvis) | 75.64 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 15061. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 75.64 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 15062. | . (sthjkvlr) | 75.64 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 15063. | अज्ञात (bibek_m... | 75.64 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15064. | roflzord (neraa) | 75.64 | 96% | 2015-11-08 |
| 15065. | Johnny (sodaman509) | 75.63 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 15066. | Jakis (polishboy12221) | 75.63 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 15067. | Toppr Tenali (toppr_tenali) | 75.63 | 96.8% | 2023-07-26 |
| 15068. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 75.63 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 15069. | Adeq (pucetrack88) | 75.63 | 98% | 2016-06-04 |
| 15070. | celes (celescastro) | 75.62 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15071. | William (wando) | 75.62 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 15072. | Eric (ayr1c) | 75.62 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |