So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8988. | (swng) | 87.43 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 8989. | Ray (mray) | 87.43 | 92% | 2014-09-05 |
| 8990. | (joeart) | 87.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 8991. | (jackc) | 87.43 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 8992. | (marshallr) | 87.42 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 8993. | (tombertoli) | 87.42 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8994. | (jacob_hrtn) | 87.41 | 98.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 8995. | (mdkotlik) | 87.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8996. | (milk1000) | 87.41 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 8997. | (josh4406) | 87.41 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 8998. | (1leggedhorse) | 87.41 | 93% | 2015-11-08 |
| 8999. | (daynarrr) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 9000. | (aislan) | 87.40 | 99% | 2013-07-12 |
| 9001. | (shivamrai162) | 87.39 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9002. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 87.39 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9003. | (bigmtg25) | 87.39 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 9004. | (swishkebab) | 87.38 | 91% | 2013-06-09 |
| 9005. | (doysid) | 87.38 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 9006. | (abqw112) | 87.38 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 9007. | (devohungry420) | 87.38 | 92% | 2013-05-02 |
| 9008. | (neqoz) | 87.38 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 9009. | (nintorii) | 87.38 | 95% | 2014-08-02 |
| 9010. | (aravind_krd) | 87.38 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 9011. | Paul (___paul___) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9012. | Gokulakannan (comrade1) | 87.37 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9013. | (plutakis) | 87.37 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 9014. | (pencilboy2) | 87.37 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 9015. | (ajdx88) | 87.36 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 9016. | (dragon99999) | 87.36 | 96.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9017. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 87.36 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |