So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15859. | Apathy (apathyy) | 75.01 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15860. | prophet muhammad (fucboi) | 75.01 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 15861. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 75.01 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 15862. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 75.01 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 15863. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 75.01 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15864. | Damon (luvsanimals2) | 75.01 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 15865. | Will (sinnful43) | 75.01 | 94% | 2014-07-13 |
| 15866. | jep (jepbdeguzman) | 75.01 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 15867. | Dark (dark7torm) | 75.00 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 15868. | zaq (zaq811) | 75.00 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 15869. | Kelly (kthrynklly) | 75.00 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 15870. | slim (fivefour) | 74.99 | 89% | 2015-12-25 |
| 15871. | Matti (matti37238) | 74.99 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 15872. | Vyas (vyas_123) | 74.99 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 15873. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 74.99 | 90% | 2013-07-09 |
| 15874. | Kirill (kiruha87) | 74.99 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 15875. | Amber (shimmerz) | 74.98 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 15876. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 74.98 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
| 15877. | Asewze (asewze) | 74.98 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 15878. | Nicolson (neosmith) | 74.98 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 15879. | Ban (vulinhban) | 74.97 | 95% | 2015-03-07 |
| 15880. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 74.96 | 95.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15881. | Andrew (rentor) | 74.96 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 15882. | Michael (dr_fingers) | 74.96 | 96.4% | 2023-07-05 |
| 15883. | MyPetToad (mypettoad) | 74.96 | 97.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 15884. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 74.96 | 95% | 2018-02-12 |
| 15885. | Eric (envyhope) | 74.96 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 15886. | Some (heavy_metal123) | 74.96 | 95% | 2015-09-30 |
| 15887. | Brandon (inbloom) | 74.96 | 92% | 2015-06-05 |
| 15888. | X (xshen) | 74.95 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |