The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11866. | (insanesyntax) | 85.15 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 11867. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 11868. | (mypoortom) | 85.14 | 98% | 2011-08-14 |
| 11869. | (tygaa) | 85.14 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
| 11870. | (ihearttacos) | 85.14 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 11871. | (gibe) | 85.14 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 11872. | (ishekeil) | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 11873. | (jeff3077) | 85.13 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11874. | Chad (chaserchad) | 85.13 | 97.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11875. | Anthony (at746) | 85.13 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 11876. | (blackstorm) | 85.13 | 93% | 2014-12-21 |
| 11877. | Edgar (knightgabe13) | 85.13 | 92% | 2015-11-06 |
| 11878. | (kellil08) | 85.13 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 11879. | (kcyz) | 85.12 | 93% | 2015-10-05 |
| 11880. | (jaythesloth) | 85.12 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 11881. | (thegreatestho) | 85.12 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11882. | 6292 (kenji6292) | 85.11 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11883. | (myersm18) | 85.11 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 11884. | Megan (megantaylor95) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11885. | sda (sdaa) | 85.11 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 11886. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 85.11 | 96% | 2019-07-14 |
| 11887. | (nemo) | 85.11 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 11888. | (superpanda64) | 85.10 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 11889. | (abhi_jmd002) | 85.10 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 11890. | (lolface2506) | 85.10 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11891. | (bsrykt) | 85.10 | 97% | 2013-06-09 |
| 11892. | (mikaelf) | 85.10 | 93% | 2014-10-23 |
| 11893. | (ace_pan) | 85.10 | 91% | 2011-11-16 |
| 11894. | boocoo (boocoo) | 85.09 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 11895. | (chaotic_narcotic) | 85.09 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |