So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11824. | (stalence) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 11825. | (dingusfish) | 81.63 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 11826. | Nick (tiegold) | 81.63 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 11827. | (flannellife) | 81.63 | 92% | 2016-05-08 |
| 11828. | (shifting) | 81.62 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 11829. | (squalllionheart) | 81.62 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 11830. | (bugsmasher) | 81.62 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 11831. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 81.62 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 11832. | (kingfinger) | 81.62 | 96% | 2014-03-03 |
| 11833. | (bigtom) | 81.62 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 11834. | (autosmelt) | 81.61 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 11835. | Kate (katedo) | 81.61 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 11836. | (darthrm) | 81.60 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11837. | (burappi) | 81.60 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11838. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 81.60 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 11839. | Toka (tokachirii) | 81.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11840. | tris (trisywc) | 81.59 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 11841. | (fatdragon) | 81.59 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 11842. | (fewma97) | 81.59 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 11843. | (nemo) | 81.59 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 11844. | (janeconverge) | 81.58 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 11845. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 81.58 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 11846. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 11847. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 81.58 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 11848. | (a10000) | 81.58 | 96% | 2015-03-31 |
| 11849. | An (ntan1210) | 81.57 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11850. | (mrsid) | 81.57 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 11851. | Thomas (adamo40) | 81.57 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 11852. | George (sellers1234) | 81.57 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 11853. | (checkid8) | 81.57 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |