The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2997. | Galib (galib2051) | 61.72 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2998. | Bryan (bryangne) | 61.72 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 2999. | nickjedl (nickjedl) | 61.72 | 89% | 2014-04-04 |
| 3000. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 61.72 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 3001. | shau (shauwei_0510) | 61.71 | 97.3% | 2023-08-13 |
| 3002. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 61.71 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3003. | a (ajkrause) | 61.71 | 98% | 2011-08-20 |
| 3004. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 61.70 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 3005. | Collin (cdog707yo) | 61.70 | 93% | 2012-01-17 |
| 3006. | Lavell (adenda2) | 61.70 | 94% | 2014-09-17 |
| 3007. | jun fai (momocafe527) | 61.69 | 96.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 3008. | Xuan Thuy (sputnik_wanderer) | 61.69 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 3009. | Madzy (madzy21) | 61.68 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 3010. | Ben (koppix) | 61.68 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 3011. | I Love Pakistan (sunnyinam786) | 61.68 | 96% | 2014-10-23 |
| 3012. | Karen (karenf) | 61.68 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 3013. | Michal (wojas32) | 61.67 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 3014. | GK84 (nematomasis) | 61.67 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3015. | Loren (jrocker19) | 61.67 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 3016. | Igum (igumhau) | 61.67 | 95% | 2012-04-12 |
| 3017. | Billy (super1ha1) | 61.67 | 95% | 2015-08-25 |
| 3018. | Nenad (sima_car) | 61.67 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 3019. | mandark (ahmadnazir) | 61.67 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 3020. | Ahmad (ahmad_bin_usman) | 61.67 | 97% | 2013-01-13 |
| 3021. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 61.66 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 3022. | Warner (jenue) | 61.66 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 3023. | gera gera (bouross) | 61.66 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 3024. | Gil Mark (roboraptor2011) | 61.66 | 100% | 2011-09-21 |
| 3025. | Abhijit (abby79) | 61.66 | 95% | 2012-11-13 |
| 3026. | Hour (soslow_) | 61.65 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |